What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:32
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?
share office space ...
No go.
They put up a sign reading
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Sit deserunt in iusto aut praesentium fugiat fugit.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
No way
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Asteroid 2024 YR4 Could Strike the Moon: NASA’s Webb Telescope Warns - The Daily Galaxy
Still no good.
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Hysterias & Posteriors